Real hero

So you've probably heard the story that Aang took down the firelord with all his "spirit bending" skills or whatever. Let me tell you, that kid is a bald liar! He only says that because he's trying to put the moves on Katara. (Gross!) So let me tell you how it really went down:
So, Aang was off on his little "lion-turtle adventure" (or whatever he's calling "running off to hide in a corner and cry like a girl" these days), and Toph, Suki, and I were all up on a fire nation war balloon, chasing after loserlord Ozai. I didn't need either of their help, of course, but I knew that they would need my manly protection. When I walked up to the captain, he was so intimidated by my masculinity that he handed me over complete control of the ship, which I then steered with my own telekinetic abilities as I took out the rest of the soldiers with my bare fists. When we finally caught up with Ozai, I pimp slapped him so hard that all his bending skills were knocked out of him. Aang was totally stoked, because he was too much of a wuss to fight the firelord himself, and Suki was all over me. Even the comet was glad, because it was tired of being jerked around.
So there you have it, folks, an accurate depiction of how I single handedly took down Ozai and his entire fleet of firebenders. Just don't tell Katara.